Tuesday, November 17, 2009

"THE HUNT" : Hunters and Gatherers

Yearly, like clockwork on the 15th of every November I partake in one of the oldest rituals known to man. The "HUNT". My ancestors who have long since been consumed by an internal combustion engine after being pumped from the earth as crude or mined as coal would partake in this ritual to support their families and tribes. Many people will argue that we have now progressed to a state that such primitive rituals and rites of passage are no longer needed or wanted.

I am here to say very loudly, "YOU ARE WRONG".

Those white-tailed deer (Odocoileus Virginianus) are far too tasty not to find their way to my dinner table. Not to mention the need to thin them down to prevent them from finding their way in front of my truck or your car while driving late one night.

If you have never gone hunting I suggest you find someone who does and ask them to take you. Once the "HUNT" is in your blood and courses through your body you will forever know what it is to be a Hunter and Gatherer.

1 comment:

  1. "Not to mention the need to thin them down to prevent them from finding their way in front of my truck or your car while driving late one night."


    lolololol...hows that for foreshadowing....

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